1. A fresh new pair of UGGs like the ones Britney wore.
2. An Abercrombie polo that you sacrificed your sight and sense of smell to retrieve from that godforsaken store.
3. A Juicy Couture jumpsuit that you would do zero physical activity in.
4. Anything from the Delia's catalog.
5. The original Chi which some lady at the mall hooked you on after she straightened your hair.
6. A Pink Razr to take your new MySpace pic on.
7. A fake Takashi Murakami Louis Vuitton bag (because obviously you weren't getting the real thing).
8. A knit poncho that went with everything.
9. A Von Dutch trucker hat that you could wear to all your cool summer concerts.
10. "Spice World" on DVD... NOT VHS.
11. DIY acrylic nails that would fall off the first time you washed your hands.
12. Polly Pocket dolls because you definitely weren't too old for them.
13. The latest NOW CD complete with Jessica Simpson's new ballad.
14. Scrunchies with fake hair attached to get that volume you wanted.
15. Jelly pens for doodling in class.
16. Jessica Simpson's flavored lip gloss which you constantly ate off of your lips.
17. A brand new DDR mat to dance to "Sandstorm" on.
18. A tie from your dad's closet so you could look like Avril.
19. A Livestrong bracelet so you could pretend you supported/knew what the cause was.
20. Heely's because you needed to look cool in front of your crush.
21. Midnight premiere tickets to Harry Potter so you could dress up like Hermione.
22. Pink converse with three replacement packs of white laces that you could write your fave emo lyrics on.
23. A razor scooter you could do a 720 on to impress your friends.
24. True Religion jeans that no one could really afford.
25. Gaucho pants that made you feel like your best self.
26. A jean or camo mini skirt that you could wear at your middle school dance while jamming to "Apple Bottom Jeans."
27. A Tiffany’s bracelet, or the knock-off version because let’s be real — you lost jewelry all the time.
28. A Puka shell necklace that you didn't just wear on vacation.
