1. When you were excited for Valentines Day, not because of the prospect of spending a romantic night with another human being, but rather because you knew on February 15th all that candy would be on sale.
2. When you got home at 2:00am and realized that going home from the bar alone doesn’t feel so lonely when you have a cheesy pizza to keep you warm at night. Literally, you may have woken up with pizza in your bed.