7. Sonny the Cuckoo Bird
Crime: Mayhem — including blasting off into space — due to insanity caused by a bowl of cereal.
6. The Noid
Crime: Creating mischief; ruining pizza; causing insanity (see Kenneth Lamar Noid).
Crime: Assault under the pretense of offering a glass of Hawaiian Punch.
4. Kool-Aid Man
Crime: Property damage; first degree murder (against Thirsties).
3. The Jolly Green Giant
Crime: Property damage and personal injury due to stepping on things; indecent exposure.
2. The Hamburglar
Crime: Theft (against humans); genocide (against hamburgers).