1. Every Four Years, The Whole World Has A Reason To Stay In Bed.
2. It’s Time For Another Game. But First, You Say A Silent Prayer For Your Team To Win.
4. The Opposing Team Starts Off Doing Better Than Yours.
5. But Your Team Quickly Turns It Around And Starts Doing Well!
6. But Then You Lose Track Of The Ball. Does Anyone Ever Know Where The Ball Is?!
10. But So Does The Opposing Team. This Game Is Officially Too Intense!
13. This Game Can End One Of Two Ways. Either You Win…
In The News Today
- One person died and three more were injured during a shooting on a university campus in Arizona. ›
- The U.S. ended its $500 million program that trains and equips Syrian rebels in their fight against ISIS. ›
- The National Dialogue Quartet in Tunisia won the 2015 Nobel Peace Prize for its role in building a democracy there. ›