12 Hilarious House Of Carbs Images That Combine Pasta And Politics

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    1. "Olive our little meetings, Zoe, but you need to quit biting the hand that feeds you."

    2. "Careful who you crust or you may just end up being a pizza the puzzle."

    3. "I can launch a schmear campaign that will make you bagel for mercy."

    4. "I'm in kind of a pretzel. Things did knot turn out as I planned."

    5. "Panera make a suggestion? You bring the strategy and au bon the pain."

    6. "If udon do the things you shouldn't do, you don't feel good about the things you should. You know what lo mein?"

    7. "Friends make the worst enemies. So, churros wisely."

    8. "Don't mac the mistake of underestimating Linda. She's Kraft-y."

    9. "Batter watch your back or your enemies will crêpe up on you."

    10. "Don't get Ruffle-d up, Ted. You act like you have a chip on your shoulder."

    11. "You're my pasta in crime. I want to canoodle with you."

    12. "If you baguette on my bad side, you're toast."