9 Signs You Are A Broke New York City Fashionista

Sex and the City is fictional, y'all.

1. You have taken a day off from work to go to a sample sale.

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Also, you can never schedule a meeting for 12pm because you have a standing calendar appointment with Gilt.com.

2. You suspect that your mailman secretly hates you because you get so many magazines.

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Hey, it’s not your fault that the mailboxes are so tiny! And why do all the best items say “price upon request”?

3. You have eaten cereal for dinner to preserve fashion funds.

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Cereal, boxed macaroni and cheese, 99 cent pizza... it’s all good.

4. Photo spreads of celebrities’ closets make you seethe with envy.

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Clothes aside, the closet is bigger than your entire apartment.

5. You spend your CVS ExtraBucks on Nail Polish.

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ExtraBucks are your best friends, along with Essie and Sally (Hansen).

6. You consider buying a Suri Cruise-sized version of the latest It bag.

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Lower price, same designer.

7. You go easy on the champagne at shopping events...

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even though it's free, because drunk shopping is a recipe for disaster.

8. You don’t correct people when they mistake your Versace-for-H&M dress for Versace.

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If it's good enough for Donatella, it's good enough for you.

9. Your credit card has been declined at Henri Bendel.

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REALLY declined.