1. Have a rant about her on Twitter two hours before appearing on live TV together.
2. This is the picture she was referring to by the way.
3. Claim she has a “shrivelled old pair of balls”.
4. Liken her to Hitler.
5. Threaten to lamp her one on live TV.
6. Then sit nice and cosy on the This Morning sofa together ready to have a debate about parenting.
11. Declare yourself the winner.
12. Prove it by sharing a picture of you smiling and Katie miserable.