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The 15 Steps Of Taking Katie Hopkins Down, As Told By Peaches Geldof

Ding, ding. Round one to Peaches.

1. Have a rant about her on Twitter two hours before appearing on live TV together.


Peaches Geldof

@peaches_g

I don’t even want to reply to Katie Hopkins desperate, incessant tweeting because it feeds her insatiable lust for recognition. However-

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Peaches Geldof

@peaches_g

-her posting low blows like a picture of my son falling from his pram when I tripped over a crack in a pavement has warranted at least a few

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Peaches Geldof

@peaches_g

-responses from me. This is the woman who wrote of a disabled sporting hero that she hoped that she would roll over nails on her way to a tv

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2. This is the picture she was referring to by the way.


Katie Hopkins

@KTHopkins

Looking forward to getting some parenting advice from Peaches later on #itvthismorning

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3. Claim she has a “shrivelled old pair of balls”.


Peaches Geldof

@peaches_g

Her own children on a regular basis. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a shrivelled old pair of balls under that 1980s sloaney tweed skirt

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4. Liken her to Hitler.

What is next? Hitler being exhumed from his grave, reanimated and allowed as a contestant on the Apprentice or a commentator on itv??

— Peaches Geldof (@peaches_g)

Peaches Geldof

@peaches_g

What is next? Hitler being exhumed from his grave, reanimated and allowed as a contestant on the Apprentice or a commentator on itv??

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5. Threaten to lamp her one on live TV.

If she even tries to insult her own children on live television again,or anyone else for that matter, I may or may not have to lamp her one.

— Peaches Geldof (@peaches_g)

Peaches Geldof

@peaches_g

If she even tries to insult her own children on live television again,or anyone else for that matter, I may or may not have to lamp her one.

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6. Then sit nice and cosy on the This Morning sofa together ready to have a debate about parenting.

7. And cause her to make a whole array of facial expressions.

 

8. Don’t let her get a word in.

9. Laugh and despair at any points she makes about parenting.

10. Get a giggling Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby on side.

11. Declare yourself the winner.

Well... That was easy. Think I know who won that one. Hopkins was literally SHAKING when I shook her hand afterwards.

— Peaches Geldof (@peaches_g)

Peaches Geldof

@peaches_g

Well… That was easy. Think I know who won that one. Hopkins was literally SHAKING when I shook her hand afterwards.

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12. Prove it by sharing a picture of you smiling and Katie miserable.

13. Be humble and don’t lap it up at all.

Think I just said to Katie Hopkins live on This Morning what the whole of Britain wants to say to her. YOU LOSE, sucka!!!!

— Peaches Geldof (@peaches_g)

Peaches Geldof

@peaches_g

Think I just said to Katie Hopkins live on This Morning what the whole of Britain wants to say to her. YOU LOSE, sucka!!!!

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14. Then sit back and enjoy the response.

Absolutely howling at @itvthismorning ! @peaches_g nailed that ‘rent a gob’

— Bridie (@Bridbox)

Bridie

@Bridbox

Absolutely howling at @itvthismorning ! @peaches_g nailed that ‘rent a gob’

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@peaches_g you couldn't have put It any better @KTHopkins is a prime example of detached parenting!! She is a vile disgusting woman

— Toni Johnson (@TJ04)

Toni Johnson

@TJ04

@peaches_g you couldn’t have put It any better @KTHopkins is a prime example of detached parenting!! She is a vile disgusting woman

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Couldn't of been happier such a dignified, articulate and YOUNG mother put Katie Hopkins in her place! Go @peaches_g #thismorning

— Francesca Weddle (@francescaweddle)

Francesca Weddle

@francescaweddle

Couldn’t of been happier such a dignified, articulate and YOUNG mother put Katie Hopkins in her place! Go @peaches_g #thismorning

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15. Now for this one more time.

Watch the debate in full.

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Kimberley Dadds is the UK celebrity editor for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
 
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