Helen Mirren was at the premiere of her new movie, Woman In Gold, in Berlin on Monday night looking absolutely flawless from head to toe.
Although she experienced a faux pas when she tripped up right in front of the photographers. The shame! But come on, she's a dame, she's Helen Mirren for Christ's sake. If you are going to fall over, here's how to do it in style:
Step One: Finish taking photos and go to walk away looking impeccable.
Step Two: Lose your footing on your dress/the steps, but don't panic, just attempt to steady yourself.
Step Three: Fail to steady yourself and actually fall to the ground, but remain looking glamorous as you do so.
Step Four: Compose yourself and look up to see 10 dozen paparazzi cameras snapping every moment. But smile exquisitely nonetheless, because you're Helen fucking Mirren.
Step Five: Handle it gracefully, and even flirt at the cameramen with a slight scolding finger.
Step Six: Start over by correcting your stance and having another flawless photo taken.
Step Seven: See the funny side, have a little giggle and strut up those stairs like you mean it.
Step Eight: Then spend the rest of the night posing like a graceful goddess without a single hitch in sight.
