The Definitive Ranking Of Christmas Movies

Da BEST movies, ranked

17. The Polar Express

I mean, honorable mention, at most.

16. Christmas with the Kranks

Tim Allen does it again! This time, with botox.

15. The Nightmare Before Christmas

It counts.

14.

Haircuts don't lie

13. A Christmas Carol (Muppets Version)

So are we Cratchit. So are we.

12. Fred Claus

I think we can all agree that Beast of Burden is the best song they've ever played at the North Pole. And don't forget "the word man is in manners."

11. Home Alone 2

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.

10. The Santa Clause 2

OOOOOH Santa's got a little buzz!

9. Love Actually

Merry Christmas, Fatso

8. A Christmas Story

If you disagree with me I WILL shoot your eye out.

7. Miracle on 34th Street

It's a lifestyle.

6. Elf

I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.

5. The Santa Clause

Because we're all feeling the holiday weight gain...

4. Home Alone

If you haven't put shaving cream on your face and sang "White Christmas" you haven't lived.

3. The Grinch

The Grinch is our spirit animal.

2. It's a Wonderful Life

Freakin' timeless

1. Christmas Vacation

Let's be honest, this is the best damn movie since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny f*cking Kaye.