How To Get A Boyfriend, According To Wikihow

What, like it's hard?

1. Be sexy

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"Wear something sexy. You want to wear clothes that show him what you've got, while still leaving something to the imagination."

2. But don't try too hard.

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"Don't try too hard to be desirable. That will result poorly if you're always showing off, or even wearing a uniform skirt too short. Believe it or not, that can really turn a lot of people away and send the bad image"

3. Say nothing.

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"Talk about him, not about you. Don't talk a mile a minute about every little detail of your day. He does not need to know about the funny thing that happened with the Q-Tip this morning."

4. But divulge some personal stuff so he knows you're interested.

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"On your date, to show him that you really like him, talk about slightly more personal things than you would usually talk about."

5. Flirt!

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"Compliment him. You can certainly just throw compliments out like, 'You are looking so fit! Have you been working out?'"

6. But jfc, don't flirt too much.

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"You want to seem only casually interested and definitely not creepy."

7. Be really popular

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"Be Miss popular. Lots of friends will help, a guy likes a girl who's popular."

8. Okay but not that popular.

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"Don’t close yourself off or seem unapproachable. Set aside time where he knows you aren’t too busy to hang out with him, and let him know that he is welcome to hang out with you."

9. Make the first move

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"Don’t be afraid to make the first move. If you find a guy who you share a lot in common with, don't wait for them to ask you to hang out."

10. Except don't do that at all.

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"Let him make the first move. If you want him to kiss you, break eye contact by looking occasionally at his lips. If, for some reason, he still hasn't made a move, ask outright 'So are you going to kiss me?'"

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