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House Of Chards: A Kevin Spacey Drama About Salad Lunches

Someone please open this salad bar.

1. What if we made TV shows about healthy lunch instead of violent political revenge?

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2. House of Chards: great name for a salad bar. Someone please open this.

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3. “Let’s go to House of Chards for lunch. Stuff our face-holes with leafy greens. Put some fiber in the good old roughage bin.”

4. “I just had lunch 20 minutes ago. Now I’m hungry again.”

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