1. What if we made TV shows about healthy lunch instead of violent political revenge?
2. House of Chards: great name for a salad bar. Someone please open this.
3. “Let’s go to House of Chards for lunch. Stuff our face-holes with leafy greens. Put some fiber in the good old roughage bin.”
4. “I just had lunch 20 minutes ago. Now I’m hungry again.”
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