1. Birds: Why Are They Such Assholes?
2. Anime Is Real.
3. How To Gamify Your Viral Funeral
4. Look At My Entire Dog.
5. The Heart Of A Child: The Last Untapped Resource?
6. George W. Bush: Masterpieces In Sonic Fan Art.
7. The War On Emo.
8. An Actual Screening of "Ted."
9. Babies: Are They Libertarian?
10. Wearing Noodles On Your Face So You Can't See The Haters.
All due respect to the genuinely moving, hilarious, informative, and fun TED Talks out there.