44 Hong Kong Movie Subtitles Gone Wrong

Or very, very right.

1. Vampires:

I hate vampire drug cartels more than I hate toxic mortgage-backed securities.

2. Take-out in Hong Kong:

Same.

5. Welcome to my show, yall:

6. A rude conversation:

7. Day care:

You did not have permission at all.

8. The magic of breast shampoo:

9. Romance:

Same.

10. 21st birthday:

11. Soup-gazing:

13. Don’t we all?

14. Voted most Socratic cop of Kowloon:

15. I tend to creep outside, personally:

16. Eye…eyebrows:

17. Haunted toilets:

18. Enemies:

19. Friends:

20. Honeymoon in Hong Kong:

21. A good tweet:

22. Bide your turn:

23. Honesty:

24. Don’t we all:

25. So many drug lords in HK:

27. Making the best of a grabby situation:

28. Unusual prepositions:

29. “You want to be the toppest fight, shit!”

30. Damning by faint praise:

31. Mondays:

32. A Wacky Scene:

33. Tweetable summaries:

35. Kung fu slut-shamers:

36. Lost and found:

37. Preferences:

39. Afterschool PSA specials:

40. I wonder at the question:

41. There is no such thing as unnecessary cheese:

42. A gentle conversation:

44. Self-acceptance:

Massive props to HK Subtitles for rounding up these screenshots.

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