Carly has high hopes for this date, but it starts to seem more like a bizarre episode of Medium when a "love and intimacy mentor" (i.e. whichever poor ABC exec. pulled the short-straw and had to slap on some feather earrings) waves burning sage around Carly's body like she's a historic home harboring a ghost with unfinished business.
The cocktail party is cancelled…and this season's villain is born.