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    9 Painful Symptoms Of Your Gluten-Free Faze

    I hear it makes you feel SOOOO amazing. You know, if you don't ever want to be HAPPY again.

    1. You Literally Would Rather Eat a Bagel Than Breathe

    2. You Have Spasms of Cray Cray Like Hot Flashes.

    3. You Sniff Out Food Like You Just Came Out of Fucking Hybernation

    4. You Go To A Potluck and Bring the Most Gluten-ous Thing Out There, Just To Touch It

    5. You're Officially Annoying Because Nobody Can Take You To Eat Anywhere

    6. You Don't Like Cake, But You Want It

    7. You're SO Angry

    8. Eventually You Eat A Giant Bowl of Pasta

    9. And You Feel Like