18 Creepy Pregnancy Pictures That Will Make You Happy You Aren’t Giving Birth

Is your biological clock ticking? Shut that sh*t off now.

1. This guy is ready to protect what’s his. And she’s into it.

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2. There are no words for this besides terrifying.

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3. Ditto.

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4. They should probably move their heads…

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5. Were they supposed to be in the picture or were they just mooching off this kid?

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6. Pregnant go-go dancer? What?

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7. What’s going on there?

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8. Bad life choice.

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9. Why? Just why?

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10. Are you going to mug me, or…?

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11. Just… what happened?

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12. The new playboy bunny.

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13. I know tires make me think of the miracle of life.

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14. Her kid is never going to get that image out of his head.

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15. There’s one for the fridge.

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16. Haha you see what we did?

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17. This is just terrifying.

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18. The most accurate representation of what you will look like by the time you have kids.

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