15 Misconceptions You Get As A Kick Ass Math Major

I wish you were my derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

1. You Look Like This

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2. You Deal with Numbers

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By the time you hit upper division math, not really.

3. You've Never Boned

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And may not until you own a tech company.

4. You Think This is Funny

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Ok, that might be true.

5. You're Thoughts Resemble Normal People's Thoughts while High

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Also true.

6. You Talk Fast About Things People Don't Understand or Care About

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And don't know when to stop.

7. You Use Math In Arguments

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And you know, WIN.

8. You Can't Write for Shit

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9. You Have No Social Skills

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And if you do, you work at a tech company as a programmer who chugs orange soda.

10. You do Everything by Hand

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Except calculations are widely done by computer.

11. You Are Super Pasty

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And fear any space that does not have a white board. Like you legit carry Expo pens in your bag.

12. You are Super Oblivious

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At 1:30 AM you walk out of your dorm room thinking that you have class. Half dressed.

13. You Frequent Sci-Fi Conventions

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Or Board Game conventions. Possibly Ren-Fair but it probably makes no sense to you whatsoever.

14. You're Really Smart

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Except if somebody asks you about painting. Then you're an idiot.

15. You are Out of Touch with Reality

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Mostly because half of the things on this list are not misconceptions.