1. Oh MAMA!!
And to think, she thought Mom was saving those pearls for her!
2. He Told Them He Wanted to Be A Trojan Horse This Year
And they couldn’t remember what the hell that was.
4. This Didn’t Go How He Pictured It
Fondling Adam… Eve and son are looking a little freaked.
5. Nothing Says Halloween Like Sexy Armor
Does he look scared? I’d be a little scared.
9. Do you know what would be awesome?
If we ever get that hair dye out of the kids’ hair.
11. We Have the Worst/Best Mom Ever
So when am I getting the fries?
12. She Didn’t Think She Needed to See This
And then she saw it burned on her eyelids for the rest of her life.
13. What Do You Want to Be For Halloween, Honey?
What?? I’ll have a BLT.
14. What Would Possibly Be the Comment Here?
When in doubt, go with your gut?