1. Bella and Her Mom Live Together
And she’s oh so happy in the desert of Phoenix.
2. Bella Moves to Live with Her Dad
In freezing cold Washington. She’s not into it.
3. Bella Doesn’t Fit in At her New School
She can’t even crack a smile (Bella only has one facial expression).
5. But He Seems Like a Creep
And not in a good way.
6. In Fact, His Whole Family Seems a Little Off
7. But Edward Tries to Protect Her
And he is serious about that shit.
8. Bella Realizes He Is a Vampire
And she freaks out for about two minutes before retreating into her normal muted expression.
10. Edward’s Family and Bella Engage in Some Recreation
But it doesn’t go as planned.
11. Bella is Threatened by Another Covent of Three
So she attempts to run away to Arizona.
12. Bella is Terrified
Or, you know, as much as she can be.
13. Edward and His Family Save Bella
And go almost unscathed from the experience apart from the broody emotional scarring.