1. He Starts Doing Weird(er) Shit
Like eating every bagel anywhere.
2. He’s a Bit Testier than Usual
Because he hates everything.
3. She’s Attempting to Pass Fat Pants as Work Pants
And you wish you’d thought of that.
4. She’s Eating Anything that Resembles Eggs
And if you try to interrupt her, you’re gonna get an earful.
5. His Eyes are So Red-Rimmed, He Looks Like He Just Lit A Doobie At His Desk
And you’re pissed he didn’t share.
6. She’s Pretending to Work While She Chugs Gatorade
7. He’s Sneakily Chain Smoking in the Bathroom
And he doesn’t smoke.
8. She Can’t Stop Yawning
And sometimes it gets awkward.
9. He’s Still Wearing The Same Outfit as Yesterday
10. He Can’t Listen to Anybody Talk About their Weekend
Hearing the word “vodka” prompts a trip to the bathroom.