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Expectation: You'll be Super Happy and Fulfilled
Reality: You Measure Happiness by the Number of PTO Days You Have Left
Expectation: You'll Be an Efficient, Talented Superstar
Reality: Nothing Ever Works
Expectation: You are Going to Have The Coolest Desk Ever
Reality: You Are Really Starting to Like Cats
Expectation: Health Benefits are Going to be Awesome
Reality: You Have a $3,000 Deducible and Despair
Expectation: You're Going to Have Awesome Work Outings
Reality: Grim, Grim Gatherings
Expectation: Fresh Brewed Coffee with Gourmet Beans
Reality: You Get Excited over New K-Cups
Expectation: You're Going to Keep Sexy Shoes in Your Desk
Reality: You Don't Care. At All.
Expectation: You Are Going to Take Advantage of After Work Hours and Get Outside!
Reality: You've Become Fluorescent from Lack of Light
Expectation: You are Going to be Friends with All Your Coworkers
Reality: Its Hit and Miss
Expectation: You'll Be a Fascinating Conversationalist in the Real World
Reality: You Discuss Retirement Plans while Drinking
Expectation: You and Your Boss will be Besties
Reality: This is Your Boss
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