23 Questions All Scientists Need To Answer Right Now

    The people of the internet need to know.

    1.

    why are scientists doing atoms instead of figuring out how it's possible to spend hours on the computer doing literally nothing

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    why are scientists trying to explore space. they havent even explored all of the internet yet

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    Why are scientists still tagging dolphins? Just give them iPhones, teach them how to use Instagram and they'll tag themselves.

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    why are scientists trying to contact aliens? aren’t there enough assholes here already

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    Why are scientists looking for intelligent life in space? There are still plenty of places on earth where they haven't discovered any.

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    Why are scientists not working on a "stupidity filter"

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    Why are scientists working on clean energy and curing disease instead of a needle that will inject caffeine straight into my brain?

    8.

    Why are scientists more concerned with cloning humans than they are with creating real Pokemon?

    9.

    Why are scientists still working on cloning sheep when they should be developing a way to send food via television like in Willy Wonka?

    10.

    why are scientists wasting their time trying to solve global warming when they could be cloning zayn

    11.

    Why are scientists not focusing all their efforts on cloning Ryan Gosling?

    12.

    why are scientists wasting time on other stuff when they could genetically engineer flying pigs so everyone would have to do crazy things

    13.

    @WhySharksMatter Why are scientists hiding the truth about Megalodon?

    14.

    who is this "higgs" person and why are scientists so obsessed with her bosom

    15.

    Why are scientists curing all diseases in mice? Could it be the mice are in charge? #occam #hh2g

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    why are scientists not certain how life on earth began? it's got to do with fossils

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    Why do scientists think that dinosaurs lived millions of years ago? The earth literally just turned 2014.

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    WHY ARE SCIENTISTS GROWING DINOSAUR EMBRYOS, WE HAVE A FILM TRILOGY TO TELL US WHY NOT TO DO THAT

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    Why do scientists name diseases after themselves, and not the people they hate?

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    why do scientists do studies on 'ideal facial proportions' everybody knows the golden ratio is 20% eyes 10%lips 30% proboscis 4% fangs

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    Why are scientists so bothered in how the world started, can't they just except it and get on with it!

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    RT @ViveLeSteve: Why are scientists scared of the Government? Which side has all the lasers and antimatter?

    23.

    Why are scientists continually questioned ? They are trained experts ! We don't question how miners drive bloody trucks. #rant