Seriously? Ryan is my Congressman. He represents a section of Wisconsin with not only the highest unemployment in the state - but among the highest in the Midwest. Our infant mortality rate is higher than a number of 3rd world countries. When he graces us with a personal appearance, he does so with either ticketed ($15 a seat) private events or sneaks in and out through the alley so he doesn’t have to talk to real people. Ryan doesn’t even win in his hometown of Janesville, but luckily, he got a new more gerrymandered district to prop up his sagging poll numbers so he’ll stay employed (unlike his constituents) for a while longer. I like the cute pictures of Corgis on Buzzfeed - stick to that.