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1. These emoji pillows that will help you rest your head after a shitty day:
2. This hat that will make even the best people look like total shit heads:
3. This happy poop cookie cutter that will cover up the fact that you may be a shitty baker:
4. This thong, which is the sexiest crap we've ever seen:
5. This solid brass sign that will show your house guests to your in-home throne:
6. This mask that will save you from ever having the shittiest costume at the party:
7. Glitter pills that turn your poop from flushed to flashy:
8. This little pink pin that will take any outfit from shitty to pretty:
9. This rainbow desk decoration made exclusively for you in a unicorn's bowels:
10. This mug that knows how coffee really affects you in the morning:
11. This candle that you can only hope is scentless:
12. These socks, which will have you stepping in poop all day long:
13. Shoe poo is cooler than you ever thought possible:
14. This cute lil messenger bag that shits on all other messenger bags:
15. This unicorn poop plushie that wants to turn your day from crappy to happy:
16. And finally, these earrings that hold actual poop from a real moose's butt:
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