And “black guy” could also be referred to as “the skinny one”.

Of course my heroes growing up were bald with mullets.

Try Punk. Cut your hair into a Mohawk and try Punk. Maybe that’ll work for ya.

One for you, one for me. One for you, two for me. One for you, three for me. One for you, four for me. One for…damn! That skinny white girl got it! Hang on, I’mma be right back!

Well, I didn’t really care about vampires…UNTIL NOW!

This should not even be posted. How retarded can you be, BuzzFeed?

So what the hell is Hluge, fluge, or whatever it is? And why would it make her want to have sex?

Stupidity is quite persistent.

It looks like he fell asleep on top of her…typical.

I wanna see his first skydive!