Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley just got through a major health scare caused by alcohol consumption, and he seems to be doing great in the aftermath. Included in his recovery is maintaining sobriety and realizing that he needs to remove ex-wife Avril Lavigne’s last name from his own name. Because he added it. To his name. When they got married.
Miley Cyrus lost a MuchMusic Video Award to Selena Gomez and tweeted some gibberishy thing that maybe means she thinks the voting is rigged.
Rumor has it that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are back together after only three months of (kind of?) being separated. Rumor also has it that Martin is dating Alexa Chung and Rihanna, so … stay tuned.
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are reportedly planning to conceive what is destined to be one of the World’s Most Beautiful And Glowy Babies Of All TIme.
Kylie and Kendall Jenner held a book signing for their new, ghostwritten novel Rebels: City of Indra: The Story of Lex and Livia, and reportedly posed with the novel for three minutes, refused to answer questions, and only did a few minutes of actual book signing. Their outfits were definitely really good, though.
Justin Bieber is being charged with criminal vandalism related to that infamous January egging incident.
Remarks that O.J. Simpson made in 2008 calling Barbara Walters a “person without integrity” have just been made public, because O.J. Simpson is the reigning champion of integrity nationwide and is therefore able to judge with impunity.
Hip-hop star Eve married British Gumball 3000 motor rally CEO and co-founder Maximillion Cooper in Ibiza on Saturday.
Harrison Ford broke his ankle in an incident involving the door of the Millennium Falcon. Star Wars: Episode VII will continue shooting, but Ford will miss up to eight weeks of shooting. May the force be with him while he recovers.
Kelly Clarkson gave birth to a little girl last week: River Rose Blackstock.
Eva Longoria was a bridesmaid in a friend’s wedding on Saturday, and she looked fly.
There will be no dispute regarding the burial proceedings for Casey Kasem, who passed away at 82 on Sunday — his children have agreed that his widow will be handling the funeral arrangements for the late radio personality.