1. Ok, so, yes — nothing will ever live up to the greatness of "Call Me Maybe" but that's because it is perfect in every way.
2. Her new single "I Really Like You" is super catchy!
3. And she's got a cute new look to go along with it.
4. Seriously, this wig-slash-haircut is adorable.
5. She was doing crisp, '80s-influenced bubblegum two full years before Taylor Swift.
6. "This Kiss" is one of the all-time best songs about cheating on your boyfriend with some hot guy you met on the dance floor.
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7. If the world was a just place Kiss' excellent fourth single "Tonight I'm Getting Over You" would've smashed.
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8. There was also an amazing Nicki Minaj remix of "Tonight I'm Getting Over You" that didn't get nearly enough attention.
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9. It's been awhile since Owl City's last hit so the odds of Carly releasing another clunker collaboration like "Good Time" are low.
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Sorry Adam Young, but even you have to admit Carly would've been better served to release "This Kiss," "Tonight I'm Getting Over You," or even "Hurts So Good" as a follow-up to "Call Me Maybe."
10. Last year, she took a break from being a pop princess to play a fairy-tale princess on Broadway.
11. She also tried her hand at baseball, but it doesn't look like she'll be leaving music for professional sports any time soon.
Be thankful for this botched pitch, pop fans.