5.
"Are you a burn victim?"
6.
"What happened there?!"
7.
"You look like a cow!"
8.
"You look like one of those psychological ink blot tests."
9.
"I knew [insert random person here] with that."
12.
"Is your mom black and your dad white or something?"
13.
"When did that start happening?"
14.
"So is it, like, everywhere β if you know what I mean?"