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Bob's famous Hot Truck as been serving up pizza subs on the Cornell University campus since 1960. Finally, after decades of wondering, you can see which poor man's pizza matches your personality. It's about time!

Which Hot Truck Sandwich Are You?

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You're all about the original. You say things like, "why ruin a good thing?" and "if it's not broke, don't fix it." You don't unnecessarily complicate something with more choices when the first choice is the only choice you need. Why do movies need all these computer graphics? Where are the character movies? Another comic book motion picture?? You don't want fro-yo with gummy worms, you want an ice cream sundae with hot fudge and whipped cream. You are tired of living in a world with too many options, you ARE a Poor Man's Pizza.

You are a PMP!

You love garlic, no, you ARE garlic. You're delicious , go well in every situation, deceptively healthy, and your presence is so strong, it lingers on people long after they've "enjoyed your company." People have to think long and hard whether to invite you in, because they know your presence will be felt long after you've left. You specialize in adding just the right amount of zest to something that would otherwise be plain and bland.

You are a WGC!

You are carnivorous! Sure, you like cheese and sauce, but where's the MEAT? You don't settle for the safe route, you look for a path that will satisfy your appetite for something more. You don't HOPE for something good to come along, you go out and get it. When a challenge (or meatballs) comes along, you don't let it smother you, you chop it up into pieces and consume it! Also, you recognize it takes a certain amount of protein to stay warm during an Ithaca winter.

You are an MBC!

Chicken! No, you're not afraid of things, you're just a poultry person. A caesar salad sounds nice, but a CHICKEN caesar salad sounds divine! You have a hearty appetite for life, you just prefer to error on the side of good health. Sure, you'll try surfing, but bungee jumping is a little too rich for your blood. You don't care much for Porky Pig, but you definitely can connect with the ways of Woody Woodpecker. On campus, you were more likely to be found at the Lab of Ornithology as opposed to the Livestock Pavilion.

You are a CSC!

You like it all. You consume every aspect of life. You only go around once and you're NOT going to have any regrets. Two different pork products on the same sandwich? Yes, please! Why get a boring cup of coffee when you can indulge in a venti carmel-mocha frappuccino? (with whipped cream) Your colleagues think too small and you always have to think bigger for them. You live in the moment because that's the only real certainty there is. You're not going to stand in sub-zero temperatures just for a little sauce and cheese, are you? NO! You're stepping up to the plate and dialing up a heroic hero featuring every topping in Bob's mobile kitchen. People say you're reckless, but you're the reckless person that out-lives everyone by 20 years. Eat up.

You are a SUI

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