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So what did he do with Sean's Mattress before he put it back? I hope it took it up to the roof of the Dakota and was using it as a trampoline.

He missed “Fuck with Japanese hippie chick and ruin the greatest band of all time”

Paul was “the cute one”, George “the quiet one”, Ringo “the funny one”, and John was famously known as “the organized one”.

AHA! We all know that “Steve D.” was the actor who took over after Paul died in the car crash. /conspiracy confirmed