26 Reasons Miranda Cosgrove Is The Queen Of Tumblr

    Tumblr users have a very strange relationship with Miranda Cosgrove: some people love her, some people hate her, some people love to hate her -- but everybody talks about her. Here's my conclusive research on why this is the case.

    1. Because she takes home all the Teen Choice Awards:

    2. Because she danced with Michelle Obama:

    3. Because she can sing (and swear):

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    4. Because she's not afraid to wear crocs:

    5. Because she'd make the best Animorph:

    6. Because she can transcend her human form:

    7. Because she's a real "It" girl:

    8. Because she was meant to sit the Iron Throne:

    9. Because she would be great in a live-action "Toy Story":

    10. Because she knows the best hiding spots:

    11. Because she is everything:

    12. Because she can rock the no-eyebrows look:

    13. Because she likes to have Fun.:

    14. Because if she were a hotdog she'd be bacon-wrapped:

    15. Because she'd make a great nose:

    16. Because she died for our sins:

    17. Because you want her to be pregnant with you:

    18. Because she inspires fear:

    19. Because she is the Supreme Being:

    20. Because she's the driving force behind "Drake & Josh":

    21. Because she's all-seeing:

    22. Because she'd be great in a Michael Jackson biopic:

    23. Because you know you'd save a seat for her:

    24. Because she turns the bass up:

    25. Because she'd make a great Jack Sparrow:

    26. Because she says so: