21 Reasons To Never Have Kids
Aren’t kids the worst? If you think otherwise, this will change your mind.
1. They’re rude.
2. They fart.
3. They think the floor is their dinner plate.
5. They want stupid things.
6. They make you go to Chuck E. Cheese’s.
7. They’re poop factories.
9. They use inappropriate canvasses.
10. They only have XBox.
11. You can’t order a prostitute without worrying one of them will show up.
13. They smell.
14. They’re bad for the soul.
16. They can’t hold wine without spilling it.
17. They make you do crazy things.
19. They cry over everything.
20. They’re terrible gift givers.
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MMR 10 months agoHow about this for #22: Devote a high amount of resources (primarily time and money) to raising a kid, then in their teen years, they fall in with a bad crowd and spend all their time telling you how much they hate you. That didn’t happen to me, of course, but I’ve seen it so many times. It’s not the little ones that are a nightmare but the older ones who treat their parents (and sometimes bus monitors) like shit that make me glad I’m not having kids.
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beckio 10 months agoIt’s all nasty and annoying because they’re not your own kids. I have a feeling when you have your own kid it’s a whooole different story and the gross stuff turns cute, y’know, like when your boyfriend burps the alphabet or your dog drags his ass across the carpet. Cute!
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librarianzrock 10 months agoI see many of these as “reasons for idiots not to be on Twitter/Facebook” more than anything else.
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kimsyw 10 months agoYes, I was a kid once. So what? I’m not a kid anymore. Some people were racists once. Some people were mean at one point. The argument “You were a kid once” is irrelevant and stupid. I don’t want kids, I like very few of them, and this post is awesome. Get off your breeder high horse.
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FlickMontana 10 months ago
I think kids are great as long as the the parents are there to take over at the 30 minute mark. I’ll never have any of my own because it’s not what I want but I don’t hate your kids.
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toni hubble 10 months ago
Good. I’m glad other people are choosing not to have kids. It means my children have more space to grow. Please, take heed and don’t have kids.
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zombiebait 10 months ago
Yep yep and yep. This is exactly what having kids entails. And am currently pregnant with my second, so I must be insane.
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jeskahismoi 10 months agoMy son likes to dump milk all over my dogs, dirty up my just cleaned house, make me watch hours of yo gabba gabba, take a dump right when I just get comfortable and much more!!!! Eventhough my son does all that stuff I wouldnt trade him for anything in the world. My son is awesome!!!
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