1. Baked Potato Chips
Like regular potato chips, only without the flavor.
2. Fruit Leather
Like Fruit Roll-Ups, only they taste like garbage.
4. Fun-Sized Candy Bars
I’m an adult and I want a full sized candy bar.
5. Cupcakes with Cream Cheese Frosting
These may look delicious, but deep down they just taste like spoilt milk.
6. Bug Lollipops
Though the novelty of eating a bug may seem appealing at first, you’ll soon realize there’s a reason people don’t eat bugs.
7. Almond Butter
You can can duplicate the taste of almond butter by grinding up equal parts water and cardboard.
8. Flintstones Vitamins
Not technically a snack, but anything shaped like a cartoon should taste better than this.
9. Cheese Nips
Why anyone would buy these when perfectly good Cheez-Its exist is simply beyond me. This lady gets it.
12. 100 Calorie Anything
These are great if you want a snack that tastes nothing like the snack advertised.
13. Sparrow Kebabs
Nothing says “summer treat” like a bird’s face staring back at you.
14. Unfrosted Pop-Tarts
For when you want something that tastes like sugar, but not too much like sugar.
15. Kale Chips
These aren’t so much chips as they are leaves.
16. Rice Cakes
These are great for when you want something that tastes like packing peanuts.
If you like your snacks to be smooth, creamy, and taste like dirt.
19. Unsweetened Iced Tea
This is less of a snack and more of a drink, but either way get it out of my face.
20. Werther’s Originals
Because you’re not a thousand years old.
21. Your own poop.
Because its your own poop.