20 Steps To Enjoying Hot Dogs This 4th Of July

The 4th of July is the time to celebrate all things America.

1. Start your day with a stroll through the hot dog fields.

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2. Make sure you dress appropriately.

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3. Then go pick up your hot dogs.

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4. What better place than Taco Bell?

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5. Now go pick up some buns.

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6. But don’t trust every bun you see.

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7. Invite this guy over.

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8. Look out for helicopters.

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9. Next, fire up the grill.

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10. Don’t screw it up.

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11. Try experimenting with bacon.

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12. But don’t try and get artsy with it.

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13. Ignore the health concerns…

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14. …but still be careful.

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15. Learn to accept the new wave of hot dog technology.

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16. Understand that bigger is better.

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17. Grab your condiments…

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18. …but don’t even think about using ketchup.

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19. Have your bun ready.

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20. And please don’t do whatever this lady was doing.

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