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Start your day with a stroll through the hot dog fields.
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Make sure you dress appropriately.
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Then go pick up your hot dogs.
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What better place than Taco Bell?
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Now go pick up some buns.
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But don't trust every bun you see.
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Look out for helicopters.
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Next, fire up the grill.
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Try experimenting with bacon.
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But don't try and get artsy with it.
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Ignore the health concerns...
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...but still be careful.
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Learn to accept the new wave of hot dog technology.
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Understand that bigger is better.
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Grab your condiments...
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...but don't even think about using ketchup.
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And please don't do whatever this lady was doing.
