1. They have their priorities straight.
2. They like to have polite conversations on the internet.
3. They hate making phone calls.
4. Somebody always messes with their laundry.
5. They put bacon in everything.
6. They can't paint.
7. They have to do the difficult things in life.
8. They really like Lady Gaga.
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9. They think salad is hilarious.
10. They have MacGyver-like skills.
11. They mourn their lost loved ones.
12. They talk to their plants.
13. They think Arrested Development should never have been canceled.
14. They keep up with the latest book trends.
15. They love playing with their kids.
