Obviously minus the GPS.
Hard as dragon scales, boss as a Balrog.
Cast it into the fire, derpface.
BECAUSE IT’S MY BIRTHDAY, AND I WANTS IT.
YOU’VE GOT SOME EVIL STUCK IN YOUR BEARD.
It’s very Saurude to stare.
Don’t tell the elf.
OMGOMG THE WHITE WIZARD ISN’T SARUMAN!
Does he not know where he is?
Obvi you should use the light of Eärendil, Sam!
Give me your name, horse-master, cause bow chicka bow wow.
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