The Rohirrim for the Rohirrwin.
Obviously minus the GPS.
Hard as dragon scales, boss as a Balrog.
Cast it into the fire, derpface.
Cut it out, Boromir.
BECAUSE IT’S MY BIRTHDAY, AND I WANTS IT.
Wait for the eaves to drop.
YOU’VE GOT SOME EVIL STUCK IN YOUR BEARD.
It’s very Saurude to stare.
Don’t tell the elf.
WHAT JUST — WHAT?!
OMGOMG THE WHITE WIZARD ISN’T SARUMAN!
Great idea, guys.
Does he not know where he is?
Obvi you should use the light of Eärendil, Sam!
Give me your name, horse-master, cause bow chicka bow wow.
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