Geeky·Posted on Aug 31, 201419 Signs You're Thirsty For Rumplestiltskin On "Once Upon A Time"He's the only (dark) one for you.by Keely FlahertyBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When he goes all bad boy, your motor skills suddenly get very sloppy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. All of your most secret, intimate dreams involve gold body paint. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. You sometimes find yourself thinking about how much he does with his hands. He seems very good...with his hands. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. And even when he's not slathered in gold paint, Mr. Gold's sexual darkness shines through. 5. When he goes all hopeless romantic, GOOD LORD. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. He makes you long to chip a tea cup. 7. This sight makes your ovaries explode: 8. EXPLODE. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. You have zero understanding of people who find Charming more attractive than Rumple. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. His skewed sense of justice really does it for you. 11. You long to mend his tortured, tortured soul. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. And get to all that sweet, sweet devotion underneath the torture. 13. You think about his wand a lot. 14. And those leather pants he wears in the Enchanted Forest. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. And also his wand, ya know? 16. You only ship Rumple with one person... 17. ...and that person is you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. He's the only person in any realm who can make the man-corset hot. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. You'd trade all your magic beans to have him look at you the way he looks at Belle.