Ready Your Ovaries, Because Jeff Goldblum Is An Adorable Dad

Dr. Ian Malcolm, Badass Chaotician and Destroyer of Ovaries.

Jeff Goldblum, i.e. Dr. Ian Malcolm, stopped by Conan, and chatted about the joys of fatherhood.

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And the grosser bits of fatherhood.

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He revealed the inspiration behind his son's unique name: Charlie Ocean Goldblum.

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Now we know.

And he wants you to know there is NO CONNECTION WHATSOEVER between his son and Ocean Spray.

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He also made some magical wizard hand movements.

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And mimed how he interacts with his son.

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AND SHARED THE CUTEST HOME VIDEO EVER.

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Jeff Goldblum, destroying ovaries since 1993.

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