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When the second glass of wine hits.
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And suddenly simple tasks become unbelievably complicated.
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When you're drunkenly trying to get the perfect selfie angle.
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When it's a cash only bar and you have no cash.
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And the only nearby ATM has a THREE DOLLAR service charge.
6.
When you've been sitting for a while, and then you stand up and realize how drunk you are.
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When someone's telling you a story and you're trying so hard to act sober and focus.
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When you drunkenly laugh at a joke, but secretly know you'd never laugh at it sober.
9.
When your friend gets sad-drunk and starts crying and you don't know what to do.
10.
When you get sad-drunk and end up telling a stranger your life story.
11.
When your jam comes on.
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When your friends are trying to convince you to go home.
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When someone cuts in front of you at the bar.
14.
When your friend pressures you into taking a shot.
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When you try to make sexy eyes at someone across the bar.
16.
When you're in the cab home with your less-drunk friend.
17.
When you send that drunk text your friends told you not to.
18.
And when you suddenly remember sending it the next day.
19.
When you're feelin' your lewk.
20.
When you wake up the next morning and you're still drunk.
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When you drunkenly see yourself in the mirror.
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When you see two people in the bar hooking up.
23.
When you're walking home and you realize McDonald's is still open.
