Actual Things People Have Said To Me When They Learn That I'm Conservative

Bless their bleeding hearts.

So I guess you only watch Fox News, huh?

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Yep. And I only shop at Republicans-R-Us, too.

Do you know Ann Coulter? I hate that bitch.

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Of course. All conservatives know each other. Because there's only like 5 of us.

So, what would you do if you got pregnant? Would you get an abortion?

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Absolutely. Because I only care about my personal values when they DON'T apply to me.

All Republicans care about is money.

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Well, we have to because you're taxing the shit out of us.

Republicans are selfish. You only care about yourself.

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Is that why Republicans tend to donate more of their money and volunteer more of their time than Democrats do?

We have a separation of church and state. You're just trying to force your religion on everyone.

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I'm not religious. Assuming that all Republicans are Bible-thumpers is the same as assuming that all Democrats are Muslim jihadists.

What about feminism? Republicans are waging a war on women!

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I guess I would rather be independent and self-supporting than a victim of a fictional war against my gender.