73 Thoughts Everyone Has While Using Tinder

If you are a member of the online dating phenomenon, then you know the same thoughts pass through all of our heads as we try to find our soul mates by swiping left and right through many hopefuls. Here's a little insight into how we all react to the slightly messed up universe of Tinder.

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1.Well I have a little time to kill might as well see who’s on Tinder.

2.Nope.

3.Nope.

4.Nope.

5.GOD NO, swipe left like your life depends on it !

6.Eh. Let’s look at his other pictures.

7.Aaaaand hard pass.

8.Ooh hell-o there.

9.Swipe right.

10.Please be a match please be a match please be a match.

11.Damnit. Maybe he’ll match me later.

12.Nope.

13.Nope.

14.What’s with the group pictures, which one are you?

15.Please be the hot one !

16.We have a winner ! Swipe right.

17.Match ! Aaaah

18.Okay, I need to message something cute and flirty but like nonchalant.

19.He hasn’t been online in seven hours so he probably won’t read it right away.

20.Back to swiping ! Nope.

21.Nah.

22.Why doesn’t Tinder make guys put their height ! Ugh.

23.Ooh, nice beard.

24.Who are all these girls though? Like, just date one of them then.

25.Eh, what the hell. Swipe right.

26.Nope.

27.Nope.

28.No—AH shit I swiped like on accident.

29.DON’T BE A MATCH

30.FUCK

31.Hurry and unmatch him before he notices !!!

32.Phew, close call.

33.Nope.

34.Nope.

35.Oh my. Helloooo sexy.

36.Let’s see your other pictures—fuck what happened ?!

37.OMG I ACCIDENTALLY NOPE’D HIM

38.What if I just swiped left my soul mate.

39.Great he was probably the last hot dude on Tinder.

40.Nope.

41.Nope.

42.Seriously ? Cut your hair.

43.No.

44.This is a photo of a dog.

45.Nope.

46.Why are there so many attractive twenty year olds !

47.Because just no. I’m not a cougar.

48.But seriously.

49.Ooh. You’re cute. And tall.

50.Swipe right.

51.Just a photo of your washboard abs ? Realllll weird.

52.But they’re hot abs…just sayin.

53.Okay swipe right.

54.Nope.

55.Nope.

56.Not even to repopulate a post-apocalyptic world.

57.Originally from Australia. YES.

58.Like accents are basically an automatic swipe right.

59.Match !

60.NOPE.

61.OMG. I know him !

62.Screenshot !!

63.Hahahaha, wait until I tell all my friends I saw him on Tinder.

64.Wait why is that funny…I’m on Tinder…

65.Nope.

66.Nope.

67.Loves to travel, likes dogs, drinks craft beer. Reaaaal original.

68.And yet, those are also my interests…swipe right.

69.Why does everyone have pictures skydiving ?

70.I do want to try it to though. And I’d totally make it my picture.

71.But, nope.

72.Nope.

73.I think I missed my train stop………..

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