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    31 Children's Books That Should Have Never Gotten Published

    These are CHILDREN'S books….

    #1. Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick?

    #2. Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad

    #3. Who Cares About Disabled People

    #4. The Night Dad Went To Jail

    #5. Little Bobby's Drunk Again

    #6. One, Two, Three, Pull

    #7. I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much

    #8. The Mystery of the Midget Clown

    #9. This really inappropriate dog book

    #10. Where Willy Went

    #11. This very sexual kid's book

    #12. Thomas the Tank Engine

    #13. Maggie Goes on a Diet

    #14. The Muffin Muncher

    #15. This Mr. Rogers book

    #16. This naughty bear book

    #17. This book about turtles..

    #18. This one about a cat..

    #19. Another cat book..

    #20. This story about Pleasure Island

    #22. Curious George

    #23. This beaver book

    #24. Yet another book about a cat

    #25. The Big D

    #26. This love book

    #27. A book about poop

    #28. This butterfly book

    #29. Or this horse book

    #30. Another lion story

    #31. This one about a hippo