This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on May 17, 201531 Children's Books That Should Have Never Gotten PublishedThese are CHILDREN'S books….by Kelly CoffeyCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail #1. Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick? #2. Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad #3. Who Cares About Disabled People #4. The Night Dad Went To Jail #5. Little Bobby's Drunk Again #6. One, Two, Three, Pull #7. I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much #8. The Mystery of the Midget Clown #9. This really inappropriate dog book #10. Where Willy Went #11. This very sexual kid's book #12. Thomas the Tank Engine #13. Maggie Goes on a Diet #14. The Muffin Muncher #15. This Mr. Rogers book #16. This naughty bear book #17. This book about turtles.. #18. This one about a cat.. #19. Another cat book.. #20. This story about Pleasure Island #22. Curious George #23. This beaver book #24. Yet another book about a cat #25. The Big D #26. This love book #27. A book about poop #28. This butterfly book #29. Or this horse book #30. Another lion story #31. This one about a hippo