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    Sir Winston

    The most fearsome hedgehog in all the land.

    What hedgehogs do on snowdays

    Winston inconspicuously steals my Harry Potter books...

    Only the most dignified of hedgehogs dine on Christmas trees.

    Winston texts all day on his cellular phone.

    Winston sells various household items on e-bay.