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In the great tradition of "Paris is Burning"...
Adjust your shades and start your engines!
1. "Tatianna, all I hear when I put my ear up to yours is the ocean."
2. "Miss Shangela, girl, can we have some water? Her hair is thirsty, baby."
3. Willam: "Phi Phi, you are gorgeous, you catch the camera's eye from the right, but from the left, you snag it!"
4. "Raja, when you're on the runway, do you keep the 800 number for suicide? Because those toes are ready to jump."
5. "You remind me of a Russian doll, full of yourself."
6. "Roxxxy Andrews, there are two types of peanut butter: creamy... and crunchy."
7. "Jiggly, I love you, come to Mother Dust, come, come to me, come, I won't hurt you... here's my dentist card. Use it"
8. "Miss Darienne Lake, you should be arrested for animal cruelty. The way you abused those kitten heels on the runway is absolutely criminal!"
9. "Legendary, you think you are. Legendary? Looks like leg... AND DAIRY!"
10. "Milk, your beauty and fashion is listed right on the side of your carton under 'Missing.'"
11. "Alyssa Edwards, Miss US- oh wait."
12. "Miss Fame, you are such a talented make-up artist. I have never met anybody whose able to shove their head so far up their own ass without smudging their eye liner."
13. "Mama Chad, it's called Forever 21 not Forever 41!"
14. "Miss BenDeLaCreme, after seeing you in drag, I realize now why Seattle has a high suicide rate."
15. "Miss Coco, you must be blind because it looks like you're using Tang for your highlight."
16. "Alyssa Edwards, never mind."
17. "Katya, where do you get your outfits, girl? American Appar-antly Not?"
18. "Detox, you're so seductive, but unfortunately it's illegal to do it with you because most of your parts are under 18 years of age."
19. "Miss Tyra, was your barbecue cancelled? Your grill is f*cked up."
20. "Then we have Adore. I know what you got on your SAT's... Ketchup."
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