Best Reasons To Drink During The Twilight Series

Because who doesn't need a reason to get drunk while watching twilight?

1. Taylor Lautner's Middle Part

Who wouldn't want to drink to a killer middle part?

2. Bella's Prom Dress

One converse, one boot, lace trimmed leggings, a blue ruffle halter dress, and an embroidered sweater?

Get me a shot of Rubinoff or something as terrible as this outfit, please.

3. The Entirety of New Moon

The angst in this movie is just too much to bear while sober.

4. Edward Cullen's Uneven Nipples

They're so uneven, it can't just be the alcohol making us see that.

5. Jorts

The jorts speak for themselves, but the fact that a group of hot, shirtless guys partially diminish their hotness all because of this article of clothing?...I need a drink.

6. Any and Every Time Kristen Stewart Can't Act

Because all the mumbling and weird eye twitching is still worse than than your drunk impersonation of Bella in all of her helplessness.

7. #RelationshipGoals

Bella wears a bowling shirt and Edward succeeds in looking both constipated and angelic at the same time. I need to be more drunk to handle this.

8. This Epic Fail

Bella tries punching Jacob and just ends up hurting herself. Such a bitch move, she probably drinks Smirnoff Ice.

9. The Most Awkward Threesome in the History of the World

Hopefully Edward brought some whiskey of his own to make it through this night, I know I barely can.

10. Bella and Charlie Have the Sex Talk

'Nuff said. You'll need a beer to handle this in the movie AND/OR in real life.

11. Deep Down We All Know...

#TeamJacob or #TeamEdward, we're really #TeamBellaDiesAlone at heart.