My thoughts exactly!

How could something like this ever be considered news?

They're switching them due to Leno's bad ratings.

People are feeling depressed after watching Avatar because everything good about Pandora and Pandora's people are actual realities of our own world that have long been neglected and beat down. Maybe they should be depressed!

I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

I seriously cannot believe that someone actually wrote this article. Boring?? A boring Radiohead concert? The two I attended were magical, engaging experiences, incomparable to almost any other show I have seen! Clearly, Mr. Norris, your heart must be made out of stone, never having allowed you to feel such musical joy.

Can anyone explain to me what is going on here??

My first reaction was the same. These guys look fine! Thom York, you are still beautiful! Upon second thought however, and although no two wrongs make a right I realized this…  With the exception of 3 gentlemen, the only unfit for the beach bodies featured on these covers were those of women. Hmmm. The table have turned.