24 Things Way Worse Than The World Ending

The end of times on Dec. 21, 2012, isn’t the worst-case scenario. It could be way worse.

1. If avocados went extinct

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2. If Mariah Carey converted to Buddhism and refused to sing “All I Want for Christmas (Is You)” ever again

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3. If there was only plain Chapstick left on Earth

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4. If the only kind of pizza left was Pizza Hut’s cheeseburger pizza

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5. If eagles really started stealing babies

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6. If fedoras were cool

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7. If this, on repeat, was the only thing on all TV channels forever

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8. If this happened in every bathroom everywhere

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9. If all your Snapchats were leaked onto your Facebook

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10. If you could only write in blue ink pens for the rest of your life

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11. If there were only the yellow Starbursts

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12. If Garth Brooks went back to being Chris Gaines

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13. If your boyfriend became a brony

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14. If Cee Lo Green sat across from you at your office all day making this face

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15. If every fruit was as hard to eat as an orange

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16. If every movie starred Kevin James

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17. If Pixar actually made this sequel

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18. If Paul McCartney released a dubstep album

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19. If Satan finally called his loyal cat army into action to rise up against the humans

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20. If the Dog Wizard enslaved us humans to work in the snausages mines

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21. If George R.R. Martin died before he finished the final “Game of Thrones” book

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22. If we discover Santa is real, and we left him at Ikea

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23. If the new White House Press Secretary was this guy

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24. If the world just turned into a cat fucking orgy with cats just humping everywhere but humans had no more genitals and had to just watch the cats enviously

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