The Zachery Ty Bryan in Home Improvement
The Jonathan Taylor Thomas in Home Improvement
The elegant European villain mullet
The three-strand forehead hang
The guy who owns a lot of swords middle-part
The pro baseball player mullet
The soccer hooligan hedgehog
The matching BFF bangs soaked with drunken flopsweat
The half-pony with tendrils a.k.a. the junior prom
CRAZY FACT: Sean Bean's real name is Shaun Bean.