The Confusing Evolution Of Sean Bean’s Hair

The many mullets of the greatest bad guy ever.

1. The ski sweater bedhead

This. Outfit. Is. Everything.

2. The Zachery Ty Bryan in Home Improvement

Oh, and hello, Sean.

3. The Jonathan Taylor Thomas in Home Improvement

Sean. We really REALLY need to talk about your pants.

4. The elegant European villain mullet

Those hi top sneakers are not very villain-y though.

5. The swashbuckler mullet

6. The three-strand forehead hang

Please also note the white stitching on his pants. It appears he is actually wearing a mock turtleneck tucked into high waisted dark wash jeans.

7. The guy who owns a lot of swords middle-part

9. The pro baseball player mullet

10. The hockey goalie mullet

Oh Sean, your boots. Your boots, Sean. What will we do with you?

11. The MMA fan mullet

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12. The wedding mullet

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13. The wet middle part

14. The teen bully hedgehog

15. The soccer hooligan hedgehog

16. The homeless vet

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Sean, WHAT is going on here?

17. The rat’s nest

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18. The matching BFF bangs soaked with drunken flopsweat

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These two look totally sauced, and I love it.

19. The half-pony with tendrils a.k.a. the junior prom


20. The Badd Ass Billy Gunn

21. The Heather Graham


22. The hardened DILF

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23. CRAZY FACT: Sean Bean’s real name is Shaun Bean.

This changes everything, and I hate it.

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Katie Notopoulos is a senior editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York. Notopoulos writes about the intersection of tech and web culture.
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