3. The Jonathan Taylor Thomas in Home Improvement
Sean. We really REALLY need to talk about your pants.
4. The elegant European villain mullet
Those hi top sneakers are not very villain-y though.
6. The three-strand forehead hang
Please also note the white stitching on his pants. It appears he is actually wearing a mock turtleneck tucked into high waisted dark wash jeans.
10. The hockey goalie mullet
Oh Sean, your boots. Your boots, Sean. What will we do with you?
11. The MMA fan mullet
12. The wedding mullet
16. The homeless vet
Sean, WHAT is going on here?
17. The rat’s nest
18. The matching BFF bangs soaked with drunken flopsweat
These two look totally sauced, and I love it.