The Confusing Evolution Of Sean Bean’s Hair

The many mullets of the greatest bad guy ever.

1. The ski sweater bedhead

This. Outfit. Is. Everything.

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2. The Zachery Ty Bryan in Home Improvement

Oh, and hello, Sean.

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3. The Jonathan Taylor Thomas in Home Improvement

Sean. We really REALLY need to talk about your pants.

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4. The elegant European villain mullet

Those hi top sneakers are not very villain-y though.

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5. The swashbuckler mullet

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6. The three-strand forehead hang

Please also note the white stitching on his pants. It appears he is actually wearing a mock turtleneck tucked into high waisted dark wash jeans.

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7. The guy who owns a lot of swords middle-part

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8. The Dolph Lundgren

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9. The pro baseball player mullet

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10. The hockey goalie mullet

Oh Sean, your boots. Your boots, Sean. What will we do with you?

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11. The MMA fan mullet

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12. The wedding mullet

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13. The wet middle part

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14. The teen bully hedgehog

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15. The soccer hooligan hedgehog

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16. The homeless vet

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Sean, WHAT is going on here?

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17. The rat’s nest

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18. The matching BFF bangs soaked with drunken flopsweat

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These two look totally sauced, and I love it.

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19. The half-pony with tendrils a.k.a. the junior prom

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20. The Badd Ass Billy Gunn

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21. The Heather Graham

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22. The hardened DILF

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23. CRAZY FACT: Sean Bean’s real name is Shaun Bean.

This changes everything, and I hate it.

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