Buzz·Posted on Jun 16, 201431 Signs You're Living With A StonerThis is just to say / I have eaten the Doritos in the cupboard / That you were probably saving for later / Forgive me.by Katie NotopoulosBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When there are baked goods in the house, you have to ask if they're regular or "special." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. There are always towels blocking the doorway. 3. Sometimes you will admire some beautiful vase or piece of art they own, then realize it's a bong. 4. Your snacks mysteriously disappear, but in a polite way. 5. It's easy to shop for them at birthdays and holidays. 6. They sometimes have very shady "friends" come over and you're pretty sure they're drug dealers. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. They can be incredibly considerate roommates. 8. If you're a woman, you'll notice your hair supplies mysteriously disappearing. 9. They're not always as paranoid about getting caught by neighbors as you are. 10. You have a strange arsenal of equipment that looks like you are preparing for a nuclear bomb. 11. You've witnessed extreme crimes against food. 12. You're used to hearing moments of genius poetry. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Although they can't fix things around the house, they're a MacGyver of building bongs. 14. You never know if you're actually funny because everything you say elicits riotous laughter. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. When you're having a bad day, their advice is always: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. There has been at least one attempt to get your pet high. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. You may have to play it cool around their stoner friends. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. They're impervious to being reminded about chores. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. But they do have a rock solid excuse for why they can't talk about the dishes right now. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. And they're always in the mood to order pizza. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. You are never short of lighters in your place. View this photo on Instagram 22. Any fruit left unattended in your home can and will be turned into a bong. 23. Your place is always well stocked with Febreze and air fresheners. View this photo on Instagram 24. Which they use so liberally your place always smells like a lavender forest. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. They have boundless ingenuity if there are no clean dishes around. 26. Things you think are regular items around your place are actually ingenious drug hiding places. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. When your parents come to visit you're always worried they're going to find something in one of the drawers. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. They'll always keep the house stocked with snacks. 29. They have an ingenious way of giving you gifts. 30. They love to surprise you when you get home. 31. All in all, they're some of the most chill people you've ever lived with. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF